Chipper Jones, because older men do it better. 

I wonder if Dan Uggla’s dick is in proportion to his massive forearms. I’m making it my life goal to find out.

With the news that Brandon Beachy might be out for the season (or more), I don’t know what to do. He is the epitome of my sexual frustration, and I like it. It’s a good frustration. But now, now what am I to do?! I don’t know….

I guess I’ll be left with coming up with elaborate fantasies involving me giving him sponge baths after his surgery (which they haven’t officially announced at the time I’m typing this, but my gut feeling is that he’ll have to have it).

Even though I’m sure Tommy John surgery doesn’t render one incapable of bathing oneself, if he ever needed help I’d be there ready and willing. 

Brandon Beachy’s everything turns me on, but when he has scruff, all hope for watching the game as a family is out the window. I have to leave the room and watch it by myself because I’m so turned on. 

His arms are so fucking hot. 

All of him is hot, but his arms just… 

I might have an arm kink…

Dan Uggla In Uggs

I haven’t seen any posts about Craig Kimbrel. The things I would to do him. I would ride him until he hobbled like a cowboy… and that is probably just the starting point.

Chipper Jones is a major hottie. I don’t care what anyone says. He definitely still has it. His stance in the batters box and he’s so tall. The way his mouth goes crooked when he talks and that smile. I’d love to feel him on top of me. He makes me want to do bad things.

All players have nice ones, but Eric O’Flaherty’s ass is possibly the most amazing one I’ve seen in recent times.

I would love Freddie to push me against the clubhouse wall and fuck my brains out. I want to lick his stubble and have him grunt in my ear while having hot sex. He can show me some of his defensive moves in the bedroom

all matty D and matty ICE have to do is get some natty in me and will go all catty on them. MEOW

I usually go for older men, but I look at Freddie Freeman and instantly think of how I’d love for him to take me against a wall while I run my fingers through his fauxhawk. Dan could watch, tbh.