Just leave off the pity in the last post…..Wouldn’t mind getting my hands, and whatever, on him anytime…..no pity necessary! 

I kind of want to pity-fuck Aubrey Huff.

Keep reading these posts and can’t believe I haven’t seen any about Aubrey Huff!!  No one notices that sexy walk and the best butt on the team!!  Don’t let the shaved head fool you, he is one sexy dude when you see him with his regular head full of hair.  May have had a rough year, but I wouldn’t mind helping him work with his bat in the off season!!

I want to be the vehicle through which Pat Burrell and Aubrey Huff consummate their bromance. By which I mean I want them to double team me.

I want to be double-teamed by Pat Burrell and Aubrey Huff.

Imagining Aubrey Huff’s thong under his uniform.