I’m surprised there are not more posts about Rick Porcello. He’s a demigod who reads to children and loves animals and has looks that are hotter than any male model I’ve ever seen, all while being super modest and sweet. Then again, I want his perfection all to myself ;) He just seems like the kind of guy that would get really nervous if a girl kissed him. Innocence is sexy.

everything about this picture screams sex.

I often fantasize about Justin Verlander eating me out. However, I’m not sure he’s be that good at it, seeing as how the man has like no lips to speak of. Porcello, on the other hand… 

Prince Fielder’s curves and swerves really get my engine going, if you know what I mean.

i’ll catch Verlander’s balls aaaaanytime.

And all I can think about is having a lost weekend with the man. Just me, him, on a beach, with a bottle of wine. *growl*

Andy Dirks has “no baseball activity for a week.” I know what kind of activity he needs.. sexual activity ;)

Scherzer is so underrated as a pitcher and a good looking guy, and I would love to be the one to reward him for the fantastic game he threw today. I’m sure he’s even more turned on by all those strikeouts than I am.

I want to be right between Alex Avila’s big, strong catcher’s thighs.

Justin Verlander’s curveball exactly replicates the speed and trajectory with which my panties would hit his bedroom floor.