every time vance worley smiles I want him inside me.  he can have his choice of holes and his choice of places, just take me anytime.

With the Phillies losing the division series, I’d gladly offer Vance Worley some comfort sex to make it all better.

I was about 5 feet from Vance Worley after he pitched his first game this season.

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I want to be in the middle of a Vance Worley/Cliff Lee sandwich. I wanna run my hands all over Vance’s mohawk and lick his dimples while staring into Cliff’s baby blues.

I’m a Giants girl, but Vance Worley from the Phillies gets me all hot and bothered.

vance worley is soooo adorable. I would love to have him all over me, one hand gripping those sexy, thick thighs of his, the other in his hair while I stare into his eyes and moan his name over and over and over…

Vance Worley is kind of cute…but his dimples are the sexist things on earth. I want to jam my thumbs in them while I’m riding him in the dugout.

That Vance Worley, AKA Vanimal…He is so frigging cute! It would be a total cougar outing for me, but I would totally hit that. I wonder if he is a “vanimal” in bed?

I want Vance Worley to spank me until it bruises.

I think Vance Worley is packing a large package under those pinstripe pants.