I would like to cordially invite Ian Kinsler and Elvis Andrus to do what ever they want with me. I don’t draw the line at anything. 

I wanna date Elvis Andrus so hard and marry the shit out of him.

The way Ian Kinsler and Elvis Andrus sometimes flirt on the field makes me want that threesome with them even more!

i wanna have a steamy love sesh with Elvis Andrus. I want him to please me in every way possible, with his broad shoulders, he screams fuckable. Everything about him sums up what i want on top of me. Treat me to a night i wont forget elvis, ending at my panties and starting at my blouse.

Can I please just cuddle with Elvis Andrus?

i could sit around all day thinking about all of the things i’d like for elvis andrus to do to me - and vice versa - and all of the things i’d love for him to say to me in spanish but the truth is at the end of the day if i ever got the chance to do any of it with him i’d chicken out and leave myself even more frustrated than before.

Elvis Andrus is a panty dropper from his smile, to his body, to his cute little accent.