Posts tagged san francisco giants.

Barry Zito’s performance against the Braves was masterful, and like all Barry Zito start, it turned me on a little, but it wasn’t until he was pulled out in the 9th and frustrated at the bullpen for giving up runs that I wanted to drag him into the clubhouse and have hot, angry sex with him. Barry is such a stud, and I’d let him fuck my brains out any day.

UMMM…THOSE “READING” GLASSES

Tim Lincecum has been wearing lately make him look like a nerdy, sexy professor.  I want him to take me into his classroom, place me on his desk, and show me exactly what is expected of me to pass his class.  And not only will I pass, I will get an A+++

Every inch of my body wants to know if Hunter Pence is as awkward in bed as he is on the field. Honestly, I think I’d be more turned on if he was.

That moment when you lay eyes on the most gorgeous man in the world. (Brandon Crawford).

I wish I could have shower sex with Tim lincecum. Me holding on to the bars while I wrap my legs around his waist while he grips onto my ass and fucks me senselessly and sucking on my tits. Afterwards I would soap him up and get on my knees to masterbate him and suck him off.

I want to smoke weed with Tim Lincecum until we get so high that we think each other are milkshakes and then “drink” him by sucking his dick.

X-RATED WARM UP STRETCHES

I was at Giants game recently and was trying really hard not to touch myself inappropriately watching Tim Lincecum stretch before the game.  Just staring down at him like a psycho, watching him do the most perfect pelvic thrusts over, and over, and over.  And you could just make out the outline of his junk.  It was a beautiful sight, all the way around.  And OBVIOUSLY he can drill it like a fucking boss.

Watching Tim Lincecum masturbate and climax is definitely on my bucket list.

….Everything about this photo…..

The rip in the jeans. The light shirt. How his body twists. His bare feet. How his shirt is being teasingly revealing. Just…*sigh*

i want to have sex with tim lincecum in a kitty litter box

i want to make nasty nasty with willie mays

Mike Napoli, Buster Posey, Joe Mauer, and Yadier Molina. If these catchers happened to be pitching, I would definitely be catching, if you know what I mean.

I want Tim Lincecum to pound the fuck out of my strike zone while yelling “YEAH, YES, FUCK YES”

i want to strip down tim lincecum, handcuff him to my bed, and blindfold him as i beat him with a paddle and then fuck him hard.

I want to sneak into the Giants locker room after a game, rip Tim Lincecum’s towel off his wet bod, grab him by the hair, kiss him hard, and have him pound me relentlessly against his locker until he comes, telling me, “You know you want it like this.” And he would be right. :p