Chipper Jones, because older men do it better. 

Tim Lincecum has been wearing lately make him look like a nerdy, sexy professor.  I want him to take me into his classroom, place me on his desk, and show me exactly what is expected of me to pass his class.  And not only will I pass, I will get an A+++

Matt Kemp

that is all .

Every inch of my body wants to know if Hunter Pence is as awkward in bed as he is on the field. Honestly, I think I’d be more turned on if he was.

I’m a proud California girl who would pack her bags and move to Georgia tomorrow if Mr. Sexy (otherwise known as Josh Reddick) wanted me to. I don’t care if it’s 100 degrees every day there, or if Honey Boo Boo is our next door neighbor…

one of Ryan Zimmerman’s walk up songs is whatever you like by TI, and it turns me on so much, thinking about him fucking me in his jet, on the way to our private island resort.

I could explain how in a number of ways, but… I don’t think I could actually submit some of the things I might say. 

I embarrass myself just thinking about it…

I wish I could have shower sex with Tim lincecum. Me holding on to the bars while I wrap my legs around his waist while he grips onto my ass and fucks me senselessly and sucking on my tits. Afterwards I would soap him up and get on my knees to masterbate him and suck him off.

I would like to cordially invite Ian Kinsler and Elvis Andrus to do what ever they want with me. I don’t draw the line at anything. 

I just want to cuddle the fuck out of Anthony Rizzo. Like we don’t have to do anything inappropriate, I just want to lay in his arms all night, ugh he is so perfect.

I want to smoke weed with Tim Lincecum until we get so high that we think each other are milkshakes and then “drink” him by sucking his dick.

I’m surprised there are not more posts about Rick Porcello. He’s a demigod who reads to children and loves animals and has looks that are hotter than any male model I’ve ever seen, all while being super modest and sweet. Then again, I want his perfection all to myself ;) He just seems like the kind of guy that would get really nervous if a girl kissed him. Innocence is sexy.

I was at Giants game recently and was trying really hard not to touch myself inappropriately watching Tim Lincecum stretch before the game.  Just staring down at him like a psycho, watching him do the most perfect pelvic thrusts over, and over, and over.  And you could just make out the outline of his junk.  It was a beautiful sight, all the way around.  And OBVIOUSLY he can drill it like a fucking boss.

everything about this picture screams sex.