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enough said 

every time i see tim lincecum’s lips or ever watch him talk i always wonder…”he must be great at cunniligus”

i’ll catch Verlander’s balls aaaaanytime.

i want to ride barry zito so HARD. i want to call him “daddy” as i do it. his wife could totally watch and join, too.

I don’t care if Alex Rodriguez is the biggest steroid-taking egotistical douche of all time, he is fine as fuck. Just look at that body… 

Seriously, I thought I was the only one obsessed with that purty mouth of his!  Not only do I want to bite that lower lip, but I wanna boatmotor his head between my tits then let him give me a pearl necklace.  Is this so wrong?  I don’t think so.  And it’s totally ok if Brandon Crawford watches.

My sexual frustration with this man is only growing by the minute.  The fact he is not pitching well, is kind of freaking out, and seems so vulnerable is only making him hotter.  I just want to bite the fuck out of his bottom lip and sit on his face for a few days.

And all I can think about is having a lost weekend with the man. Just me, him, on a beach, with a bottle of wine. *growl*

Andy Dirks has “no baseball activity for a week.” I know what kind of activity he needs.. sexual activity ;)

With the news that Brandon Beachy might be out for the season (or more), I don’t know what to do. He is the epitome of my sexual frustration, and I like it. It’s a good frustration. But now, now what am I to do?! I don’t know….

I guess I’ll be left with coming up with elaborate fantasies involving me giving him sponge baths after his surgery (which they haven’t officially announced at the time I’m typing this, but my gut feeling is that he’ll have to have it).

Even though I’m sure Tommy John surgery doesn’t render one incapable of bathing oneself, if he ever needed help I’d be there ready and willing. 

Just leave off the pity in the last post…..Wouldn’t mind getting my hands, and whatever, on him anytime…..no pity necessary! 

Brandon Beachy’s everything turns me on, but when he has scruff, all hope for watching the game as a family is out the window. I have to leave the room and watch it by myself because I’m so turned on. 

Yadier Molina is seriously too sexy for his own good. I’m completely obsessed with him. The tan skin, dark eyes, attractive accent, and those muscly thighs……*faint*

p.s. This blog is possibly the greatest thing on the internet. I live for the updates. :D Thank you!

I have to admit, Ian Kinsler getting ejected tonight was really sexy. I wish I could have been there waiting for him in the clubhouse…