I want Tim Lincecum to go down on me so I can wrap my fingers in his long, dark hair.

Okay i’m sorry, but did anyone see the sub headline of the Rays sports section in the tampa bay times today? “Aching Sean Rodriguez rescues the Rays with his D.” Aching Sean Rodriguez rescues the Rays with his D. I’m sorry, what? All I took away from that sentences was that Sean’s D is aching. D stands for dick, guys. Honestly. Sean bby if your D is aching, I can take care of it for you, real nice. real nice. Just gimme a call you sexy mofo. Hot damn.

I am no Twins fan by any means, but if I ever go near Minnesota the first thing I would do is sneak into the Twins clubhouse, lock myself in the bathroom with Joe Mauer and have my way with him

I would like to be the meat in a Middlebrooks Sweeney sandwich sweet lord those boys are HOT

i’m a die hard sox fan, but i love when cleveland comes to town. travis hafners jersey is always unbuttoned to the letters and i just want to rip the rest of the way off and have my way with him

Josh Hamilton just made history, 2 nights ago, with 4 home runs in one game and I would love to just have the celebratory sex with him. ;)

Today during the Detroit Tigers game there was a bad call, and Miguel Cabrera was getting mad about it- cussing. It turned me on SO much!!

While I may be a lifelong Giants fan, when I see this gif:

there’s something…

They might be thinking ‘double play,’ but I’m thinking ‘double team.’

Like any fan I hate bad calls, but the way Angel Pagan expressed his anger last night made me want him to take it all out on me.

lucky for me, all of my baseball-related sexual frustrations can be easily summed up in one photograph:

every time vance worley smiles I want him inside me.  he can have his choice of holes and his choice of places, just take me anytime.

The way Ian Kinsler and Elvis Andrus sometimes flirt on the field makes me want that threesome with them even more!

I’d love to be Pat Burrell’s neighbor so I could come over occasionally and ask for some sugar. I’ll show him how I use his bat while he plays with my strike zone.

Being an A’s fan has taught me not to get emotionally attached to my players. Over the past decade, every Athletic I ever loved has been cut, sent to the Yankees or traded for the equivalent of peanuts and cracker jack.

So quickly, before Billy Beane gives him the boot: let’s all appreciate the excessive sexiness of our latest addition, a certain Anthony Recker. 

Let’s just say…I’d love to see him ditch the gear and let me play back-catcher for a while ;) 

I can’t even look at Russell Martin anymore without thinking of this photoshoot

Hot damn